Hey Bob
I wonder
Have you seen Jane?
Man, that girl, she's driving me insane.
Since she's lost her job
She keeps talking
About you, Bob,
And of how John has gone to the Moon
And now that he's back
He wants us to call him Jack
And Jack only
But I think he feels lonely
Now that John has gone for good.

(CHORUS)
And everybody seems to talk about it
Everybody seems to be talking about it
How great it is to be in love
How white is the Dove of Peace
But, please, tell me why
Everybody just says I, I, I
Everybody just says I, I, I.

Hey Jude
Am I wrong or this sounds
Just like an old song
Anyway,
I don't mean to be rude
But hey, Jude,
You should really stop it
With the junk food
It does you no good, dude
I swear I'm sure
You've never been so stupid before.

(CHORUS)
And everybody seems to talk about it
Everybody seems to be talking about it
How great it is to be in love
How white is the Dove of Peace
But, please, tell me why
Everybody just says I, I, I
Everybody just says I, I, I.

Hey John
Life goes on
You gotta be strong, brother
You gotta hold on.
That's what they say
And that's what they mean
'Cause most of the time
Their mouths make rhymes with their minds
And even if they might be right
I don't think they have the right
To be so trite.

(CHORUS)
And everybody seems to talk about it
Everybody seems to be talking about it
How great it is to be in love
How white is the Dove of Peace
But, please, tell me why
Everybody just says I, I, I
Everybody just says I, I, I.